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The Pervert Prophet

Posted May 12, 2006

To the music of Mohammad's Believe It or Else comic book. Enjoy, and thanks to Peacefulspirit

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Weapon of the Week

THE "CORNER SHOT 40"

With all the firepower available to the U.S. military today, sometimes besting your enemy comes down to one basic question: Will you see him before he sees you? If you're Superman and have X-ray vision, maybe it isn't so much of a problem, but in many situations, we're still limited by what we can see with our own two eyes.

Corner Shot Holdings, LLC, an American Israeli company, has tackled the problem with a unique solution: the Corner Shot, a weapon system that provides the ability to observe and engage a target from behind a corner. In other words, it allows you to see and shoot around corners without exposing yourself to deadly return fire by the badguys. Designed and developed by Corner Shot's CEO, Amos Golan, Corner Shot attaches to most top-tier semi-auto and select-fire pistols, like the Glock 17/18/19, SIG Sauer P226/228, Browning Hi-Power, and Beretta M9/92F/M93R, which are currently being employed by military Special Operations Forces units, anti-terrorism/counterterrorism units, PMC operators, and law enforcement SWAT/SRT teams around the world.

The Corner Shot made its debut in late 2003, but recently it's been given a bit more oomph - to the tune of a 40mm grenade launcher. Meet the Corner Shot 40™ Personal Grenade Launcher (PGL), which gives military Spec-Operators and private military company (PMC) operators the ability to go 40 mike-mike on the bad guys from around the corner while conducting urban warfare and counterinsurgency operations -- quite a step up from your NATO Standard 9mm Parabellum (9x19mm) pistol and submachine gun ammo.

Armed Babe of the Week II

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My Blog...

Yeah, yeah, I know my last post was about posting more here, but after spending 10 hours a day working on the computer, I have little time for the other aspects of my life.

Yet, here on the sixth anniversary of September 11, 2001, I was looking at the statistics for this blog and discovered that the vast majority of my visitors are coming from the Middle East and coming in on military ISP's. Tracking where they go on this blog reveals that they are hitting the "Armed Babe's of the Week" by a majority and "Gun of the Week" not far behind.

I have Adopted a Sniper and sent Snakes to Troops and have filled a few (not as many as I intended to) shoe boxes with socks,fruit roll ups and other stuff.

So, if the boy's in the Sand Box enjoy what I have been posting, here comes a shit load more. I have placed a note on my monitor to remind myself to post everyday.

Motivation

I have been up all night trying to get the magazine finished and I couldn't get to sleep. After reading a few dozen news sites, I stumbled across a blog of a young Marine Sgt. and after reading for awhile, I found myself motivated to get back on my own blog and leave the mag alone for a few hours. Plus I found this picture of her and I was hooked.

Sorry for stealing your pic Sarge, I mean Ma'am. A good looking woman and a .50 make me weak in the knees.

Do yourself a favor and check out her blog.

Armed Israeli Babe of the Week

I Have Not Forgotten

I see that I have not posted since May. I have been writing like a madman, but have not made the time for the blog. I'll have to remedy that.

DOMAINS FOR SALE

I have two (2) domains that I have available for sale.

The first is www.TheUARA.com

The second is www.RepoSpotter.com

Interested parties should email me at Dave@davebranch.com

Be sure to add "Domain" in your subject line and make an offer. I will accept any decent offer.

How Stupid Can One Man Be?

Okay, I have a magazine and a website dealing with the repossession of defaulted collateral published for an industry who makes a living on making such recoveries. No recovery, no money, right? Well, the last thing that I would ever write and publish would be a "How to" segment telling a defaulted debtor how to either hide or surrender their collateral. That would not be very intelligent now would it? That would be taking the food right out of my fellow repossessor's mouth.

Not Randy Dinwiddie! His Allbounty website, which is geared towards Bail Enforcement has this statement, telling those who have an outstanding warrant how to turn themselves in.

"You can run, But I will find you" Proper steps for surrender

• Go to your local Sherriffs department with your ID and tell them that you have an outstanding warrant and you want to take care of it

• Give jailor a bail agent business card and tell the jailor that this is the bondsman responsible for the bond not honored. This way information gets to the bondsman to stop the pursuit and tracing procedures

• Many times people are simply affraid of losing the control of their life on arrest and jail. If you are reasonable with the people that have to make a decision about you, they are more suseptable to be lenient on you for your case. It will be one of the hardest things you will ever do, but it takes a person of character to meet his challenges head on and plead your case

• Running is not what this country stands for, either be military or independant person. Do the right thing and KARMA will take care of the rest

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Outstanding! Tell the fugitives to just turn themselves in and screw the agent out of his fee for catching you. Brilliant!

As usual, Randy will read this and remove it from his site. All of you BEA's can thank me later for this service.

Totally Confused?

I would just like to know what is going thru Dimwittie's mind when he makes posts like this on his website:

"30% of all moneys collected will go into the UARA meeting in 2008 scheduled for Central Colorado."

And just a paragraph below, I see this:

"Be absolutely sure to get registered for the 2008 United Association of Recovery Agents Convention located in exciting Las Vegas Nevada"

Check it out for yourself here.


Is it in Colorado, or Vegas or has our errant character become confused? They say it's hard for a liar to keep all their stories together. Is this the case?

[Dave's Note] Of course Randy is my most prolific reader and changed his site to cancel the Vegas Convention. That's twice you have crapped out on the Bellagio Mac.

Oh Yeah

In the last line, Dimwittie writes:

"I am legally bound to send you this warning statement MAC"

When was the last time someone called another man Mac? What, is this guy living in a fucking James Cagney movie or what? "See. hold it right there Mac or plug ya full of lead, see". I spilled my damn coffee when I read that. Now he owe's me $6.50 for a new desk blotter on top of the $200.00.

I think all of this stems from Dimwittie putting Da Kine Bail Bonds on his site as a supporter. Duane "The Dog" Chapman didn't take too Da Kindly to Randy using their name without permission when I spoke to them.

Randy, just pay me my $206.50 and leave me alone and go live in your gangster movie world. I'll even give you that domain as a prize for not being a dead beat.

What a Clown

So, I get my mail this morning and what do I see but a Cease and decist order from Randy Dimwittie. Fuck dude, if you are going to threaten someone with legal action, learn how to spell desist. As my Brother pointed out, the first line is very funny.

" I am not playing with you anymore". What does that mean? I keep winning and now your gonna tell? The funniest part of the whole email is that I don't know what he is talking about. I could care less about his forums, but from what I have seen from them, they are not very popular and he has them for sale anyway.

Anyway, to the main point, call the FBI and tell them what a loser you are. If reporting the truth is a crime, I am sure they or someone else will contact me.

BTW...www.theuara.com is still for sale if you want it. You can have it for the $200.00 you have owed me since last summer on that Chevy Caprice locate.

-----Original Message-----
From: Randy Dinwiddie [mailto:randy_dinwiddie@hotmail.com]
Sent: Thursday, May 03, 2007 9:51 AM
To: dave@davebranch.com
Subject: CEASE and Decist

I am not playing with you any more. You are not welcome in any Deal Media Forum. Annonymous sign ups and usung others profiles are prohibited. I am keeping a recors of your little stunt you are currently involved with me on as well.

You are not welcome in any of my forums, STAY OUT. I will contact the FBI if this persists.

www.allbounty.com

are off limits to you. You are PERMANENTLY BANNED from these websites. I am legally bound to send you this warning statement MAC

Randy S Dinwiddie

Atlas Recovery Group

A HEARTY THANK YOU

Thanks to the idiot who put my email onto all those porn site mailing lists as an April Fools joke. I also like a good prank, but you could have left off the gay sites.

Wild Turkey

Was sitting at my desk in my office upstairs when I saw this guy cone strolling across the front lawn. I was hoping he would spread his tail feathers, but he wandered back into the woods just as quickly as he appeared.

Knee Surgery

Well, I finally had my knee surgery and forgot to post about it here. I am two weeks post-op and am recovering fairly quickly. Took the picture above today and you can see just how small the incisions are.

For more on the surgery and an actual video of the arthroscopy, Click Here.

VIET NAM ZIPPOS

My Brother-in-law moved to Vietnam a few years back and on a trip home, brought me this lighter he found in a shop in Hanoi. Today I came across this website, so I took a photo of the front and back of my Zippo and sent them off to put in his gallery. It would be cool to find the original owner.

BEER LAUNCHING FRIDGE

Robotic Beer Launching Refrigerator -

Funny For a Week.

I spent $7.00 Monday before last and it has kept me laughing ever since. Best 7 bucks I have spent in a while.

A little bird called me and told me that Randy Dinwiddie (whom most of you know worships the ground I walk on) was launching a new website. I kept watching it being built and he finally got it online on Monday, the 26th of February. I went to take a look at it in the morning it came out and noticed that he mentioned that everyone should be on the lookout for his other new site www.theuara.com. I guessed that it was to promote his association, the UARA. I don't know why, but I looked up theuara.com on whois.net.

I discovered that the url was unregistered and wasted no time going to GoDaddy and buying the domain. Once I had the domain registered, I went and put in some redirect code so that when you clicked the link on Randy's site, it took you right to The American Repossessor magazine.

I told several people about it and it was good for some laughs to have Randy's site linking to my mag. He figured it out, or someone told him and the link disappeared sometime last Saturday.

No, I am not going to promote his new site by posting the name or link to it.

And Randy, I'll give you that domain for free if you just pay me the $200.00 you have owed me for a year on that Chevy Caprice locate. Be a man and pay your bills. Fucking dead beat.

Posts

I find that The American Repossessor is taking up so much of my time on the computer that I am not making the effort to post here very often. I read one of JD 's posts that said I just don't write enough. I got the new issue published yesterday on schedule, pushed myself away from my desk and slept for 5 hours. I'm writing JD, just not here.

No Surf - Use TNT

BILL COMES OUT

We all knew who wore the pants in that family anyway. Actually he is more attractive than Hilary.

BILL COMES OUT

We all knew who wore the pants in that family anyway. Actually he is more attractive than Hilary.

Yeah I Know...

I haven't posted much here as of late. I have spent a lot of time on the magazine and some down time due to, what else, injuries. I need to keep a note pad with me as I have forgotten all that I found worthy of posting.

One thing I discovered recently is that Amtrak really frowns upon smoking in their bathrooms. Found out that they get downright onry when they tell you for the fourth time.

On a related note, short cops don't like to be called out on their Napoleonic Complexes and they sure don't like being called Napoleon after taking the time to explain the psychological anomaly. I found it rather amusing. I won't drive around in Raleigh for awhile anyway.

Yeah I Know...

I haven't posted much here as of late. I have spent a lot of time on the magazine and some down time due to, what else, injuries. I need to keep a note pad with me as I have forgotten all that I found worthy of posting.

One thing I discovered recently is that Amtrak really frowns upon smoking in their bathrooms. Found out that they get downright onry when they tell you for the fourth time.

On a related note, short cops don't like to be called out on their Napoleonic Complexes and they sure don't like being called Napoleon after taking the time to explain the psychological anomaly. I found it rather amusing. I won't drive around in Raleigh for awhile anyway.

Why I Use Buckshot

Sources that sent this to me say this is an accidental, self inflicted wound by a Law Enforcement Officer who failed to clear his weapon. Can anyone say "Gun Safety 101?"

Why I Use Buckshot

Sources that sent this to me say this is an accidental, self inflicted wound by a Law Enforcement Officer who failed to clear his weapon. Can anyone say "Gun Safety 101?"

CHEAP SHOT...

Gonna take one more shot, a coup de grâce if you will, at Randy Dimwittie and Allbounty.com
I see that his forum is all but dead in the water and that his UARA convention was a flop. I did see this amusing claim on the forum:

I was doing some accounting research into the one of many websites we own and I
have the financials for Allbounty.com
Design 4900.00
Server and Domain
2200.00
Site Mantainance 3300.00
ETC Activities to promote
Site 6500.00

$16,900 for a site that had 30 members? BULLSHIT! This is one guy who is definately running in circles. Randy's ventures are dead. All his bridges burned. Running in circles is all he has left.

CHEAP SHOT...

Gonna take one more shot, a coup de grâce if you will, at Randy Dimwittie and Allbounty.com
I see that his forum is all but dead in the water and that his UARA convention was a flop. I did see this amusing claim on the forum:

I was doing some accounting research into the one of many websites we own and I
have the financials for Allbounty.com
Design 4900.00
Server and Domain
2200.00
Site Mantainance 3300.00
ETC Activities to promote
Site 6500.00

$16,900 for a site that had 30 members? BULLSHIT! This is one guy who is definately running in circles. Randy's ventures are dead. All his bridges burned. Running in circles is all he has left.