Totally Confused?

I would just like to know what is going thru Dimwittie's mind when he makes posts like this on his website:

"30% of all moneys collected will go into the UARA meeting in 2008 scheduled for Central Colorado."

And just a paragraph below, I see this:

"Be absolutely sure to get registered for the 2008 United Association of Recovery Agents Convention located in exciting Las Vegas Nevada"

Check it out for yourself here.


Is it in Colorado, or Vegas or has our errant character become confused? They say it's hard for a liar to keep all their stories together. Is this the case?

[Dave's Note] Of course Randy is my most prolific reader and changed his site to cancel the Vegas Convention. That's twice you have crapped out on the Bellagio Mac.

Oh Yeah

In the last line, Dimwittie writes:

"I am legally bound to send you this warning statement MAC"

When was the last time someone called another man Mac? What, is this guy living in a fucking James Cagney movie or what? "See. hold it right there Mac or plug ya full of lead, see". I spilled my damn coffee when I read that. Now he owe's me $6.50 for a new desk blotter on top of the $200.00.

I think all of this stems from Dimwittie putting Da Kine Bail Bonds on his site as a supporter. Duane "The Dog" Chapman didn't take too Da Kindly to Randy using their name without permission when I spoke to them.

Randy, just pay me my $206.50 and leave me alone and go live in your gangster movie world. I'll even give you that domain as a prize for not being a dead beat.

What a Clown

So, I get my mail this morning and what do I see but a Cease and decist order from Randy Dimwittie. Fuck dude, if you are going to threaten someone with legal action, learn how to spell desist. As my Brother pointed out, the first line is very funny.

" I am not playing with you anymore". What does that mean? I keep winning and now your gonna tell? The funniest part of the whole email is that I don't know what he is talking about. I could care less about his forums, but from what I have seen from them, they are not very popular and he has them for sale anyway.

Anyway, to the main point, call the FBI and tell them what a loser you are. If reporting the truth is a crime, I am sure they or someone else will contact me.

BTW...www.theuara.com is still for sale if you want it. You can have it for the $200.00 you have owed me since last summer on that Chevy Caprice locate.

-----Original Message-----
From: Randy Dinwiddie [mailto:randy_dinwiddie@hotmail.com]
Sent: Thursday, May 03, 2007 9:51 AM
To: dave@davebranch.com
Subject: CEASE and Decist

I am not playing with you any more. You are not welcome in any Deal Media Forum. Annonymous sign ups and usung others profiles are prohibited. I am keeping a recors of your little stunt you are currently involved with me on as well.

You are not welcome in any of my forums, STAY OUT. I will contact the FBI if this persists.

www.allbounty.com

are off limits to you. You are PERMANENTLY BANNED from these websites. I am legally bound to send you this warning statement MAC

Randy S Dinwiddie

Atlas Recovery Group