I called the main number (not 911) of the local fire station and asked if was okay to yell "Movie" in a crowded firehouse.
I don't think he got it.
Saturday, February 18, 2006
Stupid Stuff...
I called the main number (not 911) of the local fire station and asked if was okay to yell "Movie" in a crowded firehouse.
I don't think he got it.
I don't think he got it.
Weird Weather Department...
It was 75 degrees here yeterday and Jake and I were playing football with no shirts. Now at 11:30 it's snowing to beat the band. Last week was the same deal. 70's and snow on the weekend. I spoke to a friend in British Columbia the other day and he's had no snow at all.
And the reports I am reading call for near 70's again next week.
And the reports I am reading call for near 70's again next week.
Weird Weather Department...
It was 75 degrees here yeterday and Jake and I were playing football with no shirts. Now at 11:30 it's snowing to beat the band. Last week was the same deal. 70's and snow on the weekend. I spoke to a friend in British Columbia the other day and he's had no snow at all.
And the reports I am reading call for near 70's again next week.
And the reports I am reading call for near 70's again next week.
Thursday, February 16, 2006
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
My Anniversary...
I have now been married for 4381 days, but have been with Melanie for 5840. I did spend one summer, 60 days, in Boston without her. That and counting a few trips to California, we have always been together.
We still fall asleep holding hands.
We still fall asleep holding hands.
My Anniversary...
I have now been married for 4381 days, but have been with Melanie for 5840. I did spend one summer, 60 days, in Boston without her. That and counting a few trips to California, we have always been together.
We still fall asleep holding hands.
We still fall asleep holding hands.
Cheney Shoots Whittington...
First let me say that in the last two elections, I voted the Bush/Cheney ticket.
Second, let me say that I have hunted wild quail when I was a kid on a piece of property outside Lompoc, California. we were using pellet guns and let me tell you that quail are very fast and wear super-sonic hearing aids. Until I was older, every quail that I shot (and it wasn't many) with a pellet gun was while the bird was in the bush. Dick Cheney was using a 28 gauge shotgun and let me tell you, you have to be one helluva experienced hunter to shoot quail with a 28 ga.
Apparently Whittington had shot a bird and went to retieve it. This is were I find the story hard to believe. Whittington was returning to the group and didn't "announce" himself to the group. Have you ever been in the bush hunting anything? You can easily hear someone 100 yards away walking and crunching their way through the under brush which leads me to believe that this was a "canned" hunt. They must not have been very quiet not to hear Whittington. I heard one guy today say that you almost have to kick a cage raised quail to get him to fly.
Also, Cheney said that he had drank "one" beer and that was earlier at lunch. I heard that line before on the "Cops" show when the driver can hardly stand.
I'll finish this with something my Dad sent today:
"I was listening to Al Franken this morning on the radio. He had a statistician from the Harvard school of public health on his show. They were talking about indicators of recidivism and it seems that given Cheney's history of encounters with the law, and two drunken driving convictions, he has a 88% probability of shooting someone else within six months."
Second, let me say that I have hunted wild quail when I was a kid on a piece of property outside Lompoc, California. we were using pellet guns and let me tell you that quail are very fast and wear super-sonic hearing aids. Until I was older, every quail that I shot (and it wasn't many) with a pellet gun was while the bird was in the bush. Dick Cheney was using a 28 gauge shotgun and let me tell you, you have to be one helluva experienced hunter to shoot quail with a 28 ga.
Apparently Whittington had shot a bird and went to retieve it. This is were I find the story hard to believe. Whittington was returning to the group and didn't "announce" himself to the group. Have you ever been in the bush hunting anything? You can easily hear someone 100 yards away walking and crunching their way through the under brush which leads me to believe that this was a "canned" hunt. They must not have been very quiet not to hear Whittington. I heard one guy today say that you almost have to kick a cage raised quail to get him to fly.
Also, Cheney said that he had drank "one" beer and that was earlier at lunch. I heard that line before on the "Cops" show when the driver can hardly stand.
I'll finish this with something my Dad sent today:
"I was listening to Al Franken this morning on the radio. He had a statistician from the Harvard school of public health on his show. They were talking about indicators of recidivism and it seems that given Cheney's history of encounters with the law, and two drunken driving convictions, he has a 88% probability of shooting someone else within six months."
Cheney Shoots Whittington...
First let me say that in the last two elections, I voted the Bush/Cheney ticket.
Second, let me say that I have hunted wild quail when I was a kid on a piece of property outside Lompoc, California. we were using pellet guns and let me tell you that quail are very fast and wear super-sonic hearing aids. Until I was older, every quail that I shot (and it wasn't many) with a pellet gun was while the bird was in the bush. Dick Cheney was using a 28 gauge shotgun and let me tell you, you have to be one helluva experienced hunter to shoot quail with a 28 ga.
Apparently Whittington had shot a bird and went to retieve it. This is were I find the story hard to believe. Whittington was returning to the group and didn't "announce" himself to the group. Have you ever been in the bush hunting anything? You can easily hear someone 100 yards away walking and crunching their way through the under brush which leads me to believe that this was a "canned" hunt. They must not have been very quiet not to hear Whittington. I heard one guy today say that you almost have to kick a cage raised quail to get him to fly.
Also, Cheney said that he had drank "one" beer and that was earlier at lunch. I heard that line before on the "Cops" show when the driver can hardly stand.
I'll finish this with something my Dad sent today:
"I was listening to Al Franken this morning on the radio. He had a statistician from the Harvard school of public health on his show. They were talking about indicators of recidivism and it seems that given Cheney's history of encounters with the law, and two drunken driving convictions, he has a 88% probability of shooting someone else within six months."
Second, let me say that I have hunted wild quail when I was a kid on a piece of property outside Lompoc, California. we were using pellet guns and let me tell you that quail are very fast and wear super-sonic hearing aids. Until I was older, every quail that I shot (and it wasn't many) with a pellet gun was while the bird was in the bush. Dick Cheney was using a 28 gauge shotgun and let me tell you, you have to be one helluva experienced hunter to shoot quail with a 28 ga.
Apparently Whittington had shot a bird and went to retieve it. This is were I find the story hard to believe. Whittington was returning to the group and didn't "announce" himself to the group. Have you ever been in the bush hunting anything? You can easily hear someone 100 yards away walking and crunching their way through the under brush which leads me to believe that this was a "canned" hunt. They must not have been very quiet not to hear Whittington. I heard one guy today say that you almost have to kick a cage raised quail to get him to fly.
Also, Cheney said that he had drank "one" beer and that was earlier at lunch. I heard that line before on the "Cops" show when the driver can hardly stand.
I'll finish this with something my Dad sent today:
"I was listening to Al Franken this morning on the radio. He had a statistician from the Harvard school of public health on his show. They were talking about indicators of recidivism and it seems that given Cheney's history of encounters with the law, and two drunken driving convictions, he has a 88% probability of shooting someone else within six months."
Wanna Do Some Meth Dude?
Take a look at this horrible toll that meth/crystal/glass does to the human body in a short amount of time.
At least it took Uncle Fred 40 years to develop his swollen red nose from single malt scotch.
Linked from Ultimate Insult
At least it took Uncle Fred 40 years to develop his swollen red nose from single malt scotch.
Linked from Ultimate Insult
Wanna Do Some Meth Dude?
Take a look at this horrible toll that meth/crystal/glass does to the human body in a short amount of time.
At least it took Uncle Fred 40 years to develop his swollen red nose from single malt scotch.
Linked from Ultimate Insult
At least it took Uncle Fred 40 years to develop his swollen red nose from single malt scotch.
Linked from Ultimate Insult
What the Fuck is Wrong?
OK. Girl looses leg in accident. Shit happens. Read this story and find out why she lost three legs.
What the Fuck is Wrong?
OK. Girl looses leg in accident. Shit happens. Read this story and find out why she lost three legs.
Our Litigious Society...
From the mail bag today came notice from a friend of mine that I am being sued. I called my friend up and we read the email he had intercepted. After a few minutes of loud laughter, my knees really started knocking from fear. It seems this certain gentleman has had enough of my emails and my penchant for knocking him in several different forums. No, it's not Randy Dinwiddie.
I read the email and it said that not only am I band (sic) from his website, but that he has hired an attorney who agreed With him that he had a strong case for libel. I hope he can find an attorney to work pro-bono. I shall be defending this case in propria persona.
BTW... I found two others that have been band (sic) from your website and we have formed a trio and will effectuate the sounds of Nirvana.
I read the email and it said that not only am I band (sic) from his website, but that he has hired an attorney who agreed With him that he had a strong case for libel. I hope he can find an attorney to work pro-bono. I shall be defending this case in propria persona.
BTW... I found two others that have been band (sic) from your website and we have formed a trio and will effectuate the sounds of Nirvana.
Our Litigious Society...
From the mail bag today came notice from a friend of mine that I am being sued. I called my friend up and we read the email he had intercepted. After a few minutes of loud laughter, my knees really started knocking from fear. It seems this certain gentleman has had enough of my emails and my penchant for knocking him in several different forums. No, it's not Randy Dinwiddie.
I read the email and it said that not only am I band (sic) from his website, but that he has hired an attorney who agreed With him that he had a strong case for libel. I hope he can find an attorney to work pro-bono. I shall be defending this case in propria persona.
BTW... I found two others that have been band (sic) from your website and we have formed a trio and will effectuate the sounds of Nirvana.
I read the email and it said that not only am I band (sic) from his website, but that he has hired an attorney who agreed With him that he had a strong case for libel. I hope he can find an attorney to work pro-bono. I shall be defending this case in propria persona.
BTW... I found two others that have been band (sic) from your website and we have formed a trio and will effectuate the sounds of Nirvana.
I'll Take Mine Neat...
Check out this report on drinking that iced tea, scotch or soda next time your out.
Maybe dogs are smarter than humans.
Maybe dogs are smarter than humans.
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
WEIRDO AND FREAK MAGNET...
Somehow, someway, I seem to attract freaks, geeks and weirdos. I should run a freak of the week post. Well, the latest freak show to come my way is one Donovan Denholm. If the name sounds familiar, he's the guy in Chicago that I smacked in the face with a piece of chicken due to his sexual advances towards me. Now the guy has a website and I was big news all over it.
I found out that he gets his retardation naturally. I found his Mom's website and it all fell into place for me.
I found out that he gets his retardation naturally. I found his Mom's website and it all fell into place for me.
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