WHAT COULD BE FUNNIER...

Than to take a train horn and put it in your car and drive around scaring the shit out of people. Thanks to Elton for this video.

WHAT COULD BE FUNNIER...

Than to take a train horn and put it in your car and drive around scaring the shit out of people. Thanks to Elton for this video.

Comments...

I believe I have fixed the problem.

Comments...

I believe I have fixed the problem.

COMMENTS...

I can't seem to get my comments to work. I have all my settings correct to accept anyone's comments. but no deal. Any suggestions? Shit, You'll have to email me.

COMMENTS...

I can't seem to get my comments to work. I have all my settings correct to accept anyone's comments. but no deal. Any suggestions? Shit, You'll have to email me.

BABE OF THE WEEK RETURNS...

Since its been awhile, here's two for ya pervs.

BABE OF THE WEEK RETURNS...

Since its been awhile, here's two for ya pervs.

US PORTS...

99% of the people debating the current situation over control of US Ports believe that a company in the UAE is buying control of our ports. No, the UAE itself, as a country, is involved. A country, NOT A COMPANY! AN ARAB COUNTRY!

US PORTS...

99% of the people debating the current situation over control of US Ports believe that a company in the UAE is buying control of our ports. No, the UAE itself, as a country, is involved. A country, NOT A COMPANY! AN ARAB COUNTRY!

POUNDING YOUR MEAT PAYS OFF...

Eight meat procesors from Lincoln Nebraska have won the largest lottery in history.

I bet that in 2 years, 3 will be broke, 1 will be dead and all of them will be miserable. Here is one guy who died before he could cash his check. Then there is Jack Whitaker who was robbed of hundreds of thousands, had his Grand daughter found dead and is near broke after winning $314 million.

And why do these winners always opt for the pay off, rather than take so much per year. What, you can't make it on 7 million a year? They act like they don't have pockets in their shrouds. Kids, Grandkids, great grandkids, screw them. I want it all now.

POUNDING YOUR MEAT PAYS OFF...

Eight meat procesors from Lincoln Nebraska have won the largest lottery in history.

I bet that in 2 years, 3 will be broke, 1 will be dead and all of them will be miserable. Here is one guy who died before he could cash his check. Then there is Jack Whitaker who was robbed of hundreds of thousands, had his Grand daughter found dead and is near broke after winning $314 million.

And why do these winners always opt for the pay off, rather than take so much per year. What, you can't make it on 7 million a year? They act like they don't have pockets in their shrouds. Kids, Grandkids, great grandkids, screw them. I want it all now.

MY SON'S JOKE...

Son "Dad, why are turds tapered at the end?"

Dad "Umm, I don't know why. Why?"

Son "So your asshole doesn't slam shut"

Son "Dad, do you need help up?"

MY SON'S JOKE...

Son "Dad, why are turds tapered at the end?"

Dad "Umm, I don't know why. Why?"

Son "So your asshole doesn't slam shut"

Son "Dad, do you need help up?"

FUN NEW PRODUCTS...

Taser International has intoduced it's newest line of non-lethal weapons. It's the Taser Shotgun of course. The technology is called Extended Range Electro-Muscular Projectile. Unlike the traditional Taser, this unit uses no wires and extends the effective range by over 300%.

FUN NEW PRODUCTS...

Taser International has intoduced it's newest line of non-lethal weapons. It's the Taser Shotgun of course. The technology is called Extended Range Electro-Muscular Projectile. Unlike the traditional Taser, this unit uses no wires and extends the effective range by over 300%.

FRED PHELPS AND THE WBC..

In case you have never heard of Fred Phelps and his Westboro Baptist Church, read this trash that they published yesterday. Fred and his website GodHatesFags.com has gone too far. He and his group are now picketing the funerals of dead soldiers returning from the war claiming that they died because they fought for a country that supports homosexuality. I have gay friends, I don't like to think about what they do and I think it is biblically wrong, but this man's off his fucking rocker.

They just picketed a funeral for a young soldier in my area.

FRED PHELPS AND THE WBC..

In case you have never heard of Fred Phelps and his Westboro Baptist Church, read this trash that they published yesterday. Fred and his website GodHatesFags.com has gone too far. He and his group are now picketing the funerals of dead soldiers returning from the war claiming that they died because they fought for a country that supports homosexuality. I have gay friends, I don't like to think about what they do and I think it is biblically wrong, but this man's off his fucking rocker.

They just picketed a funeral for a young soldier in my area.

Think You Are Fast?

Check this out! 5under1.wmv

Think You Are Fast?

Check this out! 5under1.wmv

A Big Shout Out...

A very big thank you to Big Don for helping my sorry ass get the coding right to have the picture on the right. He was very patient and persistant. Thanks Don!

BTW... Hit up his blog to read about a prank I pulled on them way back. Funny maybe only if you were there.

A Big Shout Out...

A very big thank you to Big Don for helping my sorry ass get the coding right to have the picture on the right. He was very patient and persistant. Thanks Don!

BTW... Hit up his blog to read about a prank I pulled on them way back. Funny maybe only if you were there.

Misconception Department..

So, what is your most feared dog? Check out this video and then answer the question.

I have been bitten by my own Great Dane, a St. Bernard and a gigantic black lab. Never have I even had a problem with this breed.

Just watch the video and think.

Misconception Department..

So, what is your most feared dog? Check out this video and then answer the question.

I have been bitten by my own Great Dane, a St. Bernard and a gigantic black lab. Never have I even had a problem with this breed.

Just watch the video and think.