CSI: MIAMI

"Horatio, the victim had semen in her ears."

"Hmmm, she probably heard her killer coming."

Jakeaf1.egg on Aviary.

Ice/Snow/Fire

We had some issue here at The TSDW and will be back posting shortly.

Surge Protectors don't work.

The mess and mayhem of 10 Fire Fighters is worth 20 in the truck.

Bullet Proof Weave

So this chick got shot in the head -- and lived -- because her cheap-ass red wine-colored weave stopped the bullet!

This story is tragic in it's beginning, yet a totally hilarious end result.

I can't help but wonder if she paid as much for the weave as I did for my ballistic vest?

This Should Be Trader Joe's Commercial

Crap Cusine

This is for all my friends and relatives whom have just had some new editions to their families. Enjoy!

Lux Interior

Lux Interior, the frontman for The Cramps passed away last week and I just found out about it today.