FOUNDING FATHERS ARE ROLLING..

Surely by now you’re aware that Americans know more about the Simpson rather than the First Amendment:

Another finding from the poll, a telephone survey of 1,000 random adults with an error margin of 3%, was that 22% of Americans could name all five Simpson characters.

By comparison, just one in 1,000 people could name all five First Amendment freedoms.

About one in five thought the right to own a pet was one of the freedoms.