"Horatio, the victim had semen in her ears."
"Hmmm, she probably heard her killer coming."
Are you still paying for Microsoft 365 every month?
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Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Saturday, August 1, 2009
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Ice/Snow/Fire
We had some issue here at The TSDW and will be back posting shortly.
Surge Protectors don't work.
The mess and mayhem of 10 Fire Fighters is worth 20 in the truck.
Surge Protectors don't work.
The mess and mayhem of 10 Fire Fighters is worth 20 in the truck.
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Bullet Proof Weave
So this chick got shot in the head -- and lived -- because her cheap-ass red wine-colored weave stopped the bullet!
This story is tragic in it's beginning, yet a totally hilarious end result.
I can't help but wonder if she paid as much for the weave as I did for my ballistic vest?
This story is tragic in it's beginning, yet a totally hilarious end result.
I can't help but wonder if she paid as much for the weave as I did for my ballistic vest?
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Crap Cusine
This is for all my friends and relatives whom have just had some new editions to their families. Enjoy!
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Lux Interior
Lux Interior, the frontman for The Cramps passed away last week and I just found out about it today.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
The Holy Octopus Oobu
Being a Baptist and pretty much a life long Christian, I just had to laugh at the website for Tarvuism. The rolling laughter started with the suggestion that Tarvuism is "So easy to join" and began to grow in leaps and bounds the farther I delved into the "Largest" religion on this planet. or, at least in Universe B.
My Aunt got everybody in the family involved in the Facebook craze and I have been so busy swapping pictures of yesterday with my cousins that I have forgotten to post much over here. Not that I think many people read this shit.
Facebook is pretty is pretty cool compared to Myspace, which I find rather juvenile, but as a colleauge in South Africa mentioned, I also get a lot of "friends" requests from people that I either barely know or have never heard of before. I also don't get some of the apps that Facebook has such as Mob Wars and I certainly don't have time for some of the 25 randoms things that are rolling around.
Overall though, it's rather easy to update, add photos and navigate without having to listen to a bunch of crappy music. So, if you know me and want to add me on Facebook, find me.
Facebook is pretty is pretty cool compared to Myspace, which I find rather juvenile, but as a colleauge in South Africa mentioned, I also get a lot of "friends" requests from people that I either barely know or have never heard of before. I also don't get some of the apps that Facebook has such as Mob Wars and I certainly don't have time for some of the 25 randoms things that are rolling around.
Overall though, it's rather easy to update, add photos and navigate without having to listen to a bunch of crappy music. So, if you know me and want to add me on Facebook, find me.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Babe of the Week
This is Amanda. Amanda is the star of the Myspace page that I set up to locate missing debtors, cheaters, etc. Amanda is very good at her job and no one has been able to resist telling her where they work or give out their cell numbers. So, Amanda is this weeks
Babe of the Week!
She needs more friends to make her look legit, so if you want to help me out,
add her to your friends list.
Monday, February 2, 2009
It Was 50 Years Ago Today...
With the words of the Beatles and the immortal song of Don McLean, it was 50 years ago today that the music died. Ritchie Valens, The Big Bopper and Buddy Holly all died in a plane crash in Clear Lake, Iowa enroute from Mason City as part of the "Winter Dance Party".
As a fan of all 3 musicians and the genre they inspired, this is truly a day to remember.
As a fan of all 3 musicians and the genre they inspired, this is truly a day to remember.
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Shotgun Shell Flash Drive
So, I'm reading Instructables.com last November and saw a flash drive set into an eraser and got the idea to sink one into a 12 gauge shotgun shell.
I cut the top off the shell and removed the shot, powder, wadding and all, then taped a marble to the bottom and threw it in the road to fire the primer. I then filled the shell with liquid nails and set the drive inside.
I sent this version to my brother for Christmas and have a slew of idears (idears is a word my brother and I use for projects) for many more. My son saw this project and made his own cool Lego thumb drive.
Friday, January 30, 2009
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Thick Skull
This guy took a shot to the forehead from an H&K MP5 after killing his wife. Does this make my argument for a .45 over 9mm any stronger? Wednesday, January 21, 2009
New Math
Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can actually use in real-world, every day situations! It's about time! Here's an example of one of their math tests.
NAME____________________
GANG/CREW NAME______________
CRIB_________________
1. Ramon has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many mofos can Ramon ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload?
2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit?
3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit?
4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?
5. Desmond gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail?
6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?
7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?
8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?
9. LaShaunda is a lookout for the gang. LaShaunda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If LaShaunda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income?
10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?
NAME____________________
GANG/CREW NAME______________
CRIB_________________
1. Ramon has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many mofos can Ramon ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload?
2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit?
3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit?
4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?
5. Desmond gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail?
6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?
7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?
8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?
9. LaShaunda is a lookout for the gang. LaShaunda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If LaShaunda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income?
10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Idiot of the Week
This week's idiot stood in line waiting for his turn to rob the bank... with his ski mask on.Momma's proud of you son.
Friday, January 16, 2009
A Dave Omelet - A Dave Day
I woke up this morning and the thermometer read a whopping 9 degrees. I made coffee, let the cat out, he seems to enjoy this weather, and decided to scrap any plans for outside work. I grabbed a quick shower, read the paper over two cups of coffee and 3 smokes and decided to make everyone breakfast.
Bacon is cooking now, I've chopped up some Black Forrest ham, onions, green peppers and jalapenos. I bought some excellent sharp cheddar the other day that I am grating up now, the pepper jack is next. Someone gave me a new omelet pan for Christmas, so I am going to try it out, though I prefer to make one in the cast iron pan.
Once the omelet is done, I'll put some salsa on top, plate it up with the bacon and some fried potatoes and feed everyone in front of the fire in the living room (for those that don't know, the Two Story Double Wide has 6 fireplaces).
The forecast is calling for us to remain with freezing temps for the next 3 days and snow on Sunday.
I have a feeling I will be doing a lot of cooking over the long weekend.
Bacon is cooking now, I've chopped up some Black Forrest ham, onions, green peppers and jalapenos. I bought some excellent sharp cheddar the other day that I am grating up now, the pepper jack is next. Someone gave me a new omelet pan for Christmas, so I am going to try it out, though I prefer to make one in the cast iron pan.
Once the omelet is done, I'll put some salsa on top, plate it up with the bacon and some fried potatoes and feed everyone in front of the fire in the living room (for those that don't know, the Two Story Double Wide has 6 fireplaces).
The forecast is calling for us to remain with freezing temps for the next 3 days and snow on Sunday.
I have a feeling I will be doing a lot of cooking over the long weekend.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Parent of the Week
At least there is a prison in the town he lives in.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Metal in an MRI?
I have had a few MRI's in the last few years for my knee and back issues and have always wondered what would happen if metal came into play with the machine.
Thisidiot dumb ass showed me.
This
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Gaza Live
I stumbled upon this streaming web cam from Gaza last night. I kept in on for awhile and watched and listened to the pounding that the Palestinians took.
Tonight, the are taking a triple dose.
If that one is out, try this one.
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Show Me Your Wounds
Tangled with a red hot fire poker over the Holidays and this was the end result - SCAR #57
Bad Engrish
I was just watching a live interview with some Israeli diplomat speaking about the current crisis with Gaza and now Lebanon. It was quite evident that his Engrish was limited when he said:
"Iran is very involved with Palestine and very dangerous. Iran is like an octopus. It has many testicles".
Friday, January 2, 2009
Happy New Year
I finally quit dicking around with Wordpress and am just gonna keep blogging here. I don't have the time to figure that one out right now.
Anyway, Happy 2009.
Anyway, Happy 2009.
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