I AM A CHEAP BASTARD...

I finally broke down and purchased a cell phone today. I always laughed at people with cell phones when there used to be a pay phone on every corner. I find it hard to find one that is not vandalized and working nowadays.

I really bought it for my wife and son to take when they leave the compound so that they can call me if trouble comes their way.

The reason I made this post though is that it said in my manual:

Should your phone become wet, do not attempt to dry the phone in a microwave oven.

What fucking idiot would do that? I am now going to start a warning label of the month thread.

More on my cheapness to follow.